Me:
So this random girl messaged me on Facebook. She's doing a project on "What it feels like to skydive" and apparently her teacher, who I've never met or talked to, told her to get in touch with me about my Rubik's Cube solve during freefall. So she's going to interview me later today.
Dad:
Tell her if she wants to know what it "feels like" to do anything else, that she should swing by the crib.