self-ownership

I'm a graduate of the University of Alabama. I bring my coding skills to the marketing industry. I solve Rubik's Cubes.

I'm a voluntarist.

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Oh you know, I just got pulled over as I was driving home. The pig said I was going 55mph in a 35mph zone. I said, “Oh, I didn’t even notice the speed limit changed. I thought it was 50.”

He replied, “Yeah, it changes to 35mph right where I was parked.” Well how fucking convenient, jackass.

So he asked for my proof of insurance (which was expired) as well as my driver’s license (which wasn’t). So I sat there for a few minutes, opened my phone to record the remainder of the conversation just in case he pulled any bullshit.

He ended up not giving me a ticket for speeding but I do have to show proof of insurance at the county court house so that I’m not fined.

  1. the-cold-revolution said: it is easy to make a fake insurance card and the judge is easily fooled.
  2. cadburycrazed said: hehe you’re from alabama? do you have that..interesting accent?
  3. rae-elizaabeth said: I second what Marissa said.
  4. libertarians said: media.tumblr.com/tumblr_…
  5. tlynnette said: I got a ticket for expired registration last month. not only do you have to submit to theft by the State, you have to do so in a timely manner or they take even more of your money. but this is a free country, you know >.<
  6. brittanysaysrelax said: fuck tha po’lice.
  7. racetobitchmountain said: You should have just taken out your rubiks cube and solved it in front of him…
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