I'm a voluntarist.
Oh you know, I just got pulled over as I was driving home. The pig said I was going 55mph in a 35mph zone. I said, “Oh, I didn’t even notice the speed limit changed. I thought it was 50.”
He replied, “Yeah, it changes to 35mph right where I was parked.” Well how fucking convenient, jackass.
So he asked for my proof of insurance (which was expired) as well as my driver’s license (which wasn’t). So I sat there for a few minutes, opened my phone to record the remainder of the conversation just in case he pulled any bullshit.
He ended up not giving me a ticket for speeding but I do have to show proof of insurance at the county court house so that I’m not fined.